I honestly didn’t realize I was in a cult. I guess in addition to the fact that I’m supposedly a racist and a homophobe (yes, I’ve been called both for some reason), I’m also in the Tea Party Cult (or Teabagger if you choose to use the sexual term coined by the wacknut left.)
Bill Maher had dubbed those who oppose taxes and growing the government who decide to attend a Tea Party protest are not really in a movement, but are a part of a cult. I found that really interesting since I went to one of the first Tea Party events held in St. Louis last February (and brought my kids) along with one held on April 15, 2009. Actually, I never thought that I was in a movement but rather concerned about the out of control spending from not only the left, but also the right.
I didn’t realize my taxes have gone down. I must have missed this one, but I do live in the Socialist Republic of Illinois so maybe this doesn’t apply to me. I suppose we’ll feel the real pinch when the Bush tax cuts expire next year. Ouch!
The teabaggers, they’re not a movement. They’re a cult, and I’m going to prove it. You know someone has fallen into a cult if you see these signs: One. Cults have their own vocabulary. Now, I don’t speak sh**kicker, but I know that in their world, freedom means guns, diplomacy means weakness, elitist means reader, and socialist means black.
Two. Cults tend to populate from within.encouraging members to have huge broods of children and to give them strange names, like Moonbeam, and Trig.
And three, cult members always attribute all of their problems to one simple explanation: [picture of Obama with Hitler moustache].
Well there you have it. Me: Illiterate Racist Hick, Unabashed Homophobe & Cult Member.
Attention Teabagger Cultists: I have received word from above that the great Tea Bag is coming back to take all the good Tea Baggers back to Hickland to live eternity shooting guns, chewing tobacco and smashing things with Monster Trucks. Sounds like a blast! Hooo Weee. See you there.
Of course, that is just my opinion.
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